*** Curling Is America’s Sport Now, So Get A USA Curling Shirt ***
Suck it, Canada. GTFO, Sweden. Curling belongs to America now.
Hell of a week of America at the Olympics, USA Women’s hockey beats Canada for the Gold Medal then hours later the USA Men’s curling team does the same in the semi-finals. Well, the miracurl was complete when the USA Men’s Curling Team defeated Sweden for the Gold medal.
As a proud American, it’s time to rock the hell out of some USA Curling shirts and act like we’ve all been supportive fans for years. Whenever someone sees you repping a USA Curling shirt, hit ’em with “finally, man – after all the years of finishing last and struggling to compete, we are finally the champs” and act like you’re an OG fan. Maybe even toss in a joke about stones or the house, really convince them you’re an American and damn proud curling fan.