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Five Women Stranded In Gigantic Unicorn Float Have To Be Rescued By Sheriff’s Deputies


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This summer’s hottest inflatable water accessory has definitely been those ginormous floats that hold up to six people and are shaped like unicorns, flamingos, and peacocks. But one group of women found themselves stranded in their gargantuan float.


We take you to Stark, Minnesota where one magical unicorn float turned out to be not so magical and was stranded in a lake due to some weeds the water’s surface. Deputies from the Chisago County Sheriff’s Office were patrolling around Fish Lake when they noticed the damsels in distress. Two deputies jumped into action and rescued the five women and the rainbow Pegasus unicorn.

Weeds or no weeds, someone should have gotten out of the unicorn and drag that giant float to the shore.

Then there were some jokes.

“As cops we deal with heavy stuff on a constant basis. Domestics. Drunks. Assaults. Suicides. Drug addiction,” the Chicago County Sheriff’s Department tweeted. “So once in a while when something like this comes along it’s good to step back, enjoy it, smile, and recharge to get back into the heavy stuff again.”


If you’d like to get a humungous unicorn, flamingo search the internet But don’t drink and unicorn float to the point that you need to have the police come to rescue you.

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